I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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