i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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