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Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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