Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
