butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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