whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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