Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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