Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
