I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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