I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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