brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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