I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
