Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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