if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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