There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
then he tried to convert me to islam
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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