The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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