I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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