imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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