Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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