Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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