sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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