i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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