Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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