i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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