super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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