We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
