she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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