Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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