Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
