Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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