This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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