We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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