I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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