gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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