On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Randomize
