I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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