If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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