North Korea, Best Korea!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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