I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My dick has a subreddit
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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