I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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