Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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