just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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