I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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