That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
its not stalking. its research.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
