i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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