Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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