Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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