hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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