So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
is that a dick in a sweater?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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