we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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